What conductors do in the summer.

My wife and I have been spending the last few days in Ottawa, which is suffering from the extreme heat advisory covering much of the north-east of North America. For the past few days we've had air temperature in the mid-30s (95 in F) with the humidex sitting around +45 (around 110 F). Luckily, my parents have a pool.

Yesterday was our or 3rd wedding anniversary - this was the gift I bought Kathleen: